The dollar store rocks. Because it has Easter Bunny ears and foam plastic swords, and at a buck a piece, you can have, literally, hours of entertainment. (That works out to less than a dollar an hour - a veritable bargain for the parent of the terminally bored toddler).
And the whole family can participate!
I'm so sorry Lambert, really, I am. But you do look cute in a sort of green-eyed-monster-bunny- kind of way.